Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Love Making on the Beach at Sunset, Maui Style :0)

Love Making on the Beach at Sunset, Maui Style :0)









Three evenings ago while watching the sunset on the Beach at kehie Maui of course. My friend who will remain anonymous joined Cynthia and I for a conversation as Maui`s Heat source descended below the awe inspiring whale spouting horizon.

While we were sun worshiping a local guy with his dog on (I,m not kidding) a 50 ft lead stops to chat. Lets call our friend, the first guy Tom and local man with dog Dick.
While Dicks canine proceeds to slobber us with love and kisses, Tom jumps up exclaiming that he will go and bring back his canine Bitch. Mean while the beach is filling up with camera toting tourists who just cant wait to beat the front page dead line on Facebook.


Moments later Tom returns with his barking very much in heat cross between a Mastiff and lab mix hot to trot female beach entertainer contending for a position in a toulouse lautrec couras line painting.

Thankfully Dick decides to move on as Toms dog is coming  un-glued with excitement.


At this point many more four legged barking males have been escorted into the Sand bar of Maui`s own Moulin Rouge.

Toms Shrek sized mutt settles down but not without protest! hey she wants a man who could blame her- but not tonight Josephine.

So with our derrieres parked on the sandy stage we all resume fireball watching with good conversation . During our chat I become thirsty ,as the water bottle is about four feet behind me I crawl back to retrieve it. Wrong move, all of a sudden I,m mounted from behind by one very strong sexually frustrated female canine, her front paws are dug into my chest her smiling head on my right shoulders and as I try to escape her unwelcome embrace she plants her rear legs around mine and proceeds to hump me like a Jack hammer.
The Shocked look of my horrified contance is an understatement, no words have been written to describe such an unwelcome advance!

Hi Mike How was your trip to Maui”

Oh Great and then I was humped on the beach by a dog in Heat at sunset”

How do you top that one ?

By the time Cynthia and Tom pulled her off me the whole beach including myself where in stitches laughing.
 The couple behind us where from Germany and there were a lot of Das Dog funk Herr DA man etc coming from them.


The Irony is with all the Camera`s aimed at the most photographed 'Sun god' in the world no one got a picture of mans best friend loving man at sunset on Maui, a picture like that would be priceless.

Yea and here`s a picture of your great Grandfather Mick being humped at sunset on Maui”

A picture like that should be put in a time capsule shot out into space and I guarantee you we will never have an alien invasion when they get a glimpse of our wonderful reproduction system. Earth would be declared a no fly Zone.

I will never look at a mastiff the same again, hump day on Maui will have a whole new meaning.

Well folks thanks for stopping by and until I write again Woof! Woof!

Cheers Michael :0)